2022 Reviews – Firestarter
🎵 We! We’re flying recklessly tonight! Go on and take me higher. You can be my Firestarter, ohhh 🎵 – Samantha Jade. Ah, with Doctor Sleep and Pet Sematary (to name a few) coming out in recent years, I’ve loved … Continued
2022 Reviews – Prey
🎵 That’s word, we Prey! Prey! Prey! We got to Prey just to make it today! 🎵 – MC Hammer, sort’ve. Nah, congratulations to this movie, for coming up with a catchy companion title to Predator. Because what’s the opposite … Continued
TV Serious – Game of Thrones: More Final Season Thoughts
Forged in the fire alongside my previous post, here’s a few other ideas I had for the final season of Game of Thrones, revolving around some of our favourite characters: Bronn would make the same deal with the Lannister brothers … Continued
TV Serious – Game of Thrones: Who Should’ve Been King? The Case for Theon Greyjoy
The final season of Game of Thrones was a dumpster fire. Now with the spin-off series House of the Dragon, only days away, the bitterness of that final season still burns away in my mouth, and I won’t be watching … Continued
2022 Reviews – Nope
This is why cinemas need to continue to exist for an adult audience. Not necessarily for compact multi-manufactured franchise movies, but for movies like this, where I go in not knowing what to expect, but fueled with anticipation simply over … Continued
2022 Reviews – Sing 2
Let me round out the kids’ movies I missed at the start of the year with Sing 2. I think the first Sing movie was the last movie I saw in 2016 and I loved it so much, that it … Continued
2022 Reviews – The Addams Family 2
Why-oh-why isn’t the sixties The Addams Family series on any streaming services?! I literally have hundreds of other options, and I’m still not satisfied. If The Addams Family series was on a streaming service that I owned, it would be … Continued
2022 Reviews – Clifford the Big Red Dog
12-year-old Emily Elizabeth Howard (Darby Camp) has just moved to a posh school in New York City where she is bullied for receiving a scholarship. If only she had one friend, a companion of sorts, then everything would be better. … Continued
2022 Reviews – Texas Chainsaw Massacre
As an astute patron of the social reviewing platform Letterboxd puts it, ‘just watch the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and then stop.’ I know this to be good advice, because I’ve spent the past few months trudging my way through … Continued
2022 Reviews – Thor: Love and Thunder
Off to the cinema for another Marvel movie we go. I’ve already seen YouTube thumbnails labelling Thor: Love and Thunder ‘hot garbage’ and ‘a bad joke’ though, so this doesn’t bode well. Honestly, I wouldn’t mind if I hated this … Continued