2023 Reviews – The Fabelmans
Ah, Mr. Spielberg, we meet again, around the same time as we did last year – with you ramping up West Side Story to 11, which didn’t sit well with me, although it was technically masterful. At least The Fabelmans … Continued
2023 Reviews – Triangle of Sadness
A new year begins awash with fresh hopes and desires. Last year I really enjoyed getting amongst the award season contenders, but I don’t know, the movies ahead of us right now aren’t appealing to me on face value so … Continued
My Least Favourite 10 Movies of 2022
Great, now I get to roast some turds. With 91 new movies in my noggin, it was inevitable that I’d find some stinkeroonies – and find some, I did. If you’re a movie that’s rated 1.5 or lower for me … Continued
My Favourite 10 Movies of 2022
That’s 91 movies in total, across a 12-month period, that have garnered me five ratings of 5.0, seven 4.5s, twelve 4.0s, twenty 3.5s, nineteen 3.0s, ten 2.5s, eight 2.0s, four 1.5s and six 1.0s – a nice little bell curve. … Continued
2022 Index: An A to Z on Movies
Let us try something different at the end of 2022 – my first yearly movie Index! Usually, my year consists of writing reviews, and for those big movies I miss throughout the year, I try to catch up on them, … Continued
2022 Reviews – Avatar: The Way of Water
Back when the MCU was a mere twinkle in Kevin Feige’s eye, the biggest multi-million-dollar CGI extravaganza we had was Avatar. Director James Cameron has been hidden away in a studio somewhere ever since pumping out sequels, and the first … Continued
2022 Reviews – Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio
I shit you not, this is the third Pinocchio movie we’ve had this year. There’s the live-action Disney remake of course, with Tom Hanks as Geppetto, that everyone loves (sarcasm), the one we’re about to discuss today, directed by Guillermo … Continued
2022 Reviews – Strange World
Okay, let’s check out the movie that Disney doesn’t believe in. I’ve already seen a few critics remarking on how there’s been very little advertising for this movie, thrown into cinemas and tanking, but for me, it’s all about the … Continued
2022 Reviews – Bones and All
You know, it’s December, and I feel like the title of my favourite movie of the year is still up for grabs – could this be it? I remember a few years ago having what I consider the best cinematic … Continued
2022 Reviews – The Matrix Resurrections
I love The Matrix. More than that, I highly respect how influential it proved to be on the wider movie landscape, influencing many movies across all genres for many years after. When asked what I’d do if given an opportunity … Continued