2022 Reviews – The Black Phone
Ethan Hawke seems a commendable gent. If asked, I’d probably have to have him in my top 10 favourite actors, because he just seems like a blue-collar joe who’ll put his hand up for any project, and do his darnedest … Continued
2022 Reviews – Three Thousand Years of Longing
It’s not often that Tilda Swinton hits mainstream cinema, yeah? It must be the draw of George Miller; the fact that Three Thousand Years of Longing is directed by an Australian has pulled this strange-looking movie into a wide release. … Continued
2022 Reviews – Chip ‘n Dale: Rescue Rangers
I had grand plans when I first got Disney+. I was going to revive my childhood with all the classic Disney channel shows of the nineties! I was a big Adventures of the Gummi Bears fan, but I dabbled in … Continued
2022 Reviews – Sonic the Hedgehog 2
Jim Carrey after the Will Smith slap – “I was sickened, I was sickened by the standing ovation. I felt like Hollywood is just spineless, on mass. And it just, it really felt like, this is a really clear indication … Continued
2022 Reviews – Men
Men – aren’t we just, the worst?! This review is coming atcha from a straight white male so prepare to click off already if that doesn’t suit you. In my defence, I adored Mother! in the truest sense of the … Continued
2022 Reviews – Firestarter
🎵 We! We’re flying recklessly tonight! Go on and take me higher. You can be my Firestarter, ohhh 🎵 – Samantha Jade. Ah, with Doctor Sleep and Pet Sematary (to name a few) coming out in recent years, I’ve loved … Continued
2022 Reviews – Prey
🎵 That’s word, we Prey! Prey! Prey! We got to Prey just to make it today! 🎵 – MC Hammer, sort’ve. Nah, congratulations to this movie, for coming up with a catchy companion title to Predator. Because what’s the opposite … Continued
TV Serious – Game of Thrones: More Final Season Thoughts
Forged in the fire alongside my previous post, here’s a few other ideas I had for the final season of Game of Thrones, revolving around some of our favourite characters: Bronn would make the same deal with the Lannister brothers … Continued
TV Serious – Game of Thrones: Who Should’ve Been King? The Case for Theon Greyjoy
The final season of Game of Thrones was a dumpster fire. Now with the spin-off series House of the Dragon, only days away, the bitterness of that final season still burns away in my mouth, and I won’t be watching … Continued
2022 Reviews – Nope
This is why cinemas need to continue to exist for an adult audience. Not necessarily for compact multi-manufactured franchise movies, but for movies like this, where I go in not knowing what to expect, but fueled with anticipation simply over … Continued