2022 Reviews – Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio
I shit you not, this is the third Pinocchio movie we’ve had this year. There’s the live-action Disney remake of course, with Tom Hanks as Geppetto, that everyone loves (sarcasm), the one we’re about to discuss today, directed by Guillermo … Continued
2022 Reviews – Strange World
Okay, let’s check out the movie that Disney doesn’t believe in. I’ve already seen a few critics remarking on how there’s been very little advertising for this movie, thrown into cinemas and tanking, but for me, it’s all about the … Continued
2022 Reviews – Bones and All
You know, it’s December, and I feel like the title of my favourite movie of the year is still up for grabs – could this be it? I remember a few years ago having what I consider the best cinematic … Continued
2022 Reviews – The Matrix Resurrections
I love The Matrix. More than that, I highly respect how influential it proved to be on the wider movie landscape, influencing many movies across all genres for many years after. When asked what I’d do if given an opportunity … Continued
2022 Reviews – The Menu
Storytime – so obviously, I’m insatiable with movies. It’s my main way of learning, about history and events, philosophy, and perspectives. I can get a little self-conscious about it sometimes, especially meeting people who don’t share my enthusiasm. I can … Continued
2022 Reviews – She Said
She Said. I’ve been waiting to see what Carey Mulligan would do on the heels of Promising Young Woman, and it seems she’s fallen right into another important and progressive story for women. She Said will detail the steps of … Continued
2022 Reviews – The Wonder
Florence Pugh, you had a swing and a miss in your first outing of 2022. Nah, that’s harsh, because although I didn’t like the movie, Pugh’s performance was still admirable in Don’t Worry Darling. But The Wonder sees Pugh play … Continued
2022 Reviews – Black Panther: Wakanda Forever
I suppose it’s a lukewarm take by now, but 2016’s Black Panther is massively overrated. Wakanda is secretly the richest country in the real world, and we are supposed to overlook that they don’t help their own with poverty, violence, … Continued
2022 Reviews – Bodies Bodies Bodies
🎵 Ooooh! Bodies on the outside, baby! Bodies on the inside, baby! 🎵 – Little Birdy Yeah, boi! If this movie wants to present another teen murder mystery in the vein of Scream, then colour me keen! This is Bodies … Continued
2022 Reviews – Bros
Two Bros, sitting in a hot tub, five feet apart coz they’re not gay! Or are they? In this arms-race, they are! Raging. But hey-hey-hey, what’s all the hubbub about? Billy Eichner reckons straight people are boycotting his movie, and … Continued