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I suppose it’s a lukewarm take by now, but 2016’s Black Panther is massively overrated. Wakanda is secretly the richest country in the real world, and we are supposed to overlook that they don’t help their own with poverty, violence, … Continued

🎵 Ooooh! Bodies on the outside, baby! Bodies on the inside, baby! 🎵 – Little Birdy Yeah, boi! If this movie wants to present another teen murder mystery in the vein of Scream, then colour me keen! This is Bodies … Continued

Two Bros, sitting in a hot tub, five feet apart coz they’re not gay! Or are they? In this arms-race, they are! Raging. But hey-hey-hey, what’s all the hubbub about? Billy Eichner reckons straight people are boycotting his movie, and … Continued

‘Well done, Universal; you’ve screwed another couple dollars out of me, banking on my childish awe of dinosaurs and the undeniable quality of the original movie, that never in its wildest dreams had a sixth instalment in mind’… or at … Continued

There’s a lot of Scrubs-theme about this movie’s trailer – ‘I’m no Superman’ 😏…😏 We get it, Dwayne ‘the Demi-God’ Johnson; you’re bad to the bone, and you break ’em just for fun! But I don’t know these characters and … Continued

I have been anticipating Olivia Wilde’s new movie, because… Florence Pugh… but also because Booksmart is hilarious, a fantastically fun debut. But by golly, there’s been some controversy surrounding this movie, which has been hard to avoid. I’ve even heard … Continued

Batman is back, on the big screen, in pooch form. Actually, I’m talking about Ace the Bat-Hound (voiced by Kevin Hart), and he’s got the superpowers to partner up with Superman’s canine companion, Krypto (voiced by Dwayne Johnson). Now, I’ve … Continued

To infinity and… box-office bomb?! I tried to warn you, Pixar, not to release more than one movie a year. It’ll ruin the prestige, I said. But more than that, let’s count the reasons why Lightyear might’ve been a commercial … Continued