Watch, then read, unless you don't care about SPOILERS! I love to discuss character and story, which is often difficult to do without touching on specific scenes or a movie's ending.
So, I may’ve got my wires crossed a little bit as I wrote about Elemental previously, because Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken is definitely the one that’s flopped hard. The goodwill garnered by DreamWorks for Puss in Boots: The Last Wish … Continued
Together, let’s take a history lesson. It wasn’t that long ago that Pixar were the premier animation studio and streets ahead. Then they started sequelising their canon to varying critical results. Of the original content woven in, I have recently … Continued
The Little Mermaid is weird. Giving up your voice in exchange for three days with human legs, even to pursue the love of your life, is not a great deal. As it turns out, Prince Eric is initially turned off … Continued
Oh, Disney and their live-action remakes. I’ve been at odds with the general critic consensus that say these remakes offer nothing new, or that they change details superficially, or that they screw around with important minor details that ruin the … Continued
Alright, so I’ve heard this movie is nothing short of amazing. I love the original Shrek, but I’ve struggled to get into the resulting sequels, where this Puss in Boots was originally conjured. He’s a bit of a nothing character … Continued
Oh snap, They Cloned Tyrone! There’s something fishy going on around here, when cowardly pimp, Slick Charles (Jamie Foxx), witnesses grumpy drug slinger, Fontaine (John Boyega), get shot and killed in a parking lot outside, only to come back to … Continued
Alright, alright, so I chose to watch Barbie over Oppenheimer first, but in no way should that be misconstrued as a comment that I don’t think Oppenheimer will be the bomb-diggity. I just assumed there’d be a greater spoiler potential … Continued
Bitch please, the choice this week isn’t between Barbie and Oppenheimer, it’s which one we seein’ first! I’ve chosen Barbie because I’m a rebel who eat my sweets before my mains – the doll before the harrowing history lesson. Hey, … Continued
At a local gym, obnoxious white-boy Jeremy (Jack Harlow) gets under the skin of failed basketball prodigy Kamal (Sinqua Walls), so much so that Kamal offers a shooting contest for coin. But it was all a ruse, you see, as … Continued
I was disappointed I couldn’t see Knock at the Cabin in theatres, but then, remember how Old looked great and then sucked harder than a vacuum with a lollipop? M. Night Shyamalan has got to be the most sporadic of … Continued