2023 Reviews – Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
Alright, so I’ve heard this movie is nothing short of amazing. I love the original Shrek, but I’ve struggled to get into the resulting sequels, where this Puss in Boots was originally conjured. He’s a bit of a nothing character … Continued
2023 Reviews – They Cloned Tyrone
Oh snap, They Cloned Tyrone! There’s something fishy going on around here, when cowardly pimp, Slick Charles (Jamie Foxx), witnesses grumpy drug slinger, Fontaine (John Boyega), get shot and killed in a parking lot outside, only to come back to … Continued
2023 Reviews – Oppenheimer
Alright, alright, so I chose to watch Barbie over Oppenheimer first, but in no way should that be misconstrued as a comment that I don’t think Oppenheimer will be the bomb-diggity. I just assumed there’d be a greater spoiler potential … Continued
2023 Reviews – Barbie
Bitch please, the choice this week isn’t between Barbie and Oppenheimer, it’s which one we seein’ first! I’ve chosen Barbie because I’m a rebel who eat my sweets before my mains – the doll before the harrowing history lesson. Hey, … Continued
2023 Reviews – White Men Can’t Jump
At a local gym, obnoxious white-boy Jeremy (Jack Harlow) gets under the skin of failed basketball prodigy Kamal (Sinqua Walls), so much so that Kamal offers a shooting contest for coin. But it was all a ruse, you see, as … Continued
2023 Reviews – Knock at the Cabin
I was disappointed I couldn’t see Knock at the Cabin in theatres, but then, remember how Old looked great and then sucked harder than a vacuum with a lollipop? M. Night Shyamalan has got to be the most sporadic of … Continued
2023 Reviews – Shazam! Fury of the Gods
And so, I suppose I should back up to Shazam! Fury of the Gods, after finishing my ‘Flash review, if I want a complete picture of the last days of the DCEU. I neglected this movie when it was in … Continued
2023 Reviews – Roald Dahl’s Matilda the Musical
Danny DeVito’s 1996 Matilda is my sister’s favourite movie, and therefore, a respected and very familiar movie of mine as well, as it was on in our household all the damn time (!). My sister and I went and saw … Continued
2023 Reviews – A Good Person
A new film directed by Zach Braff – okay. A new film where Zach Braff directs his then-girlfriend, and fledgling superstar, Florence Pugh – hell, yeah! Allison (Florence Pugh) is addicted to oxycontin. Her whole life fell apart when she … Continued
2023 Reviews – The Flash
Here’s something I wrote when I first saw The Flash trailer back in February – So, I don’t think these nostalgia-crammed whizzes are as exciting as they used to be. They probably peaked with Spider-Man: No Way Home, and since … Continued