Watch, then read, unless you don't care about SPOILERS! I love to discuss character and story, which is often difficult to do without touching on specific scenes or a movie's ending.
Taking advantage of being classified as rural Victoria, I snuck in some new movies just before the cinemas shut down again state-wide for tighter COVID lockdowns. Will this horrible year ever end? Thankfully, most of Australia is coping very well, … Continued
Whenever a movie like this comes along, it is always comparable to Alien. Underwater is aware enough to steer into it, providing some pretty cool nods to Ripley and her Xenomorph franchise. These movies love to cast a comedian; Ryan … Continued
Here’s my impression of me during the first new Jumanji movie – “Wah, why is the boardgame now a video game? Wah, that’s not my Van Pelt. Wah, wah, wah.” I knew I was being a little overprotective, but the … Continued
Woah! Have we got a killer new franchise on our hands or what?! Directed by Gina Prince-Bythewood, The Old Guard follows a team of missionaries led by Andy (Charlize Theron). And, oh yeah, they can’t die. Andy is centuries old, … Continued
I seem to recall the production team behind Will Ferrell’s last comedy, Holmes and Watson, tried to sell the movie to Netflix instead of showing it in cinemas, and now Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga is being … Continued
New York City holds a big mystery. Lionel “Brooklyn” Essrog (Edward Norton) is a private investigator with Tourette syndrome, who takes on a case left behind by his boss, Frank Minna (Bruce Willis), with nothing to go on but a … Continued
Spike Lee. Da 5 Bloods. Just following a month of extremely violent racial tension in the US-of-A that vibrated all around the world – yeah, I’d love to talk about it. Let’s try not to piss off a single individual … Continued
I unashamedly and unironically made my way back to the cinema to see The Way Back. I made my contactless payment, got my popcorn in a prepacked bag and sat in my isolated seat; it seemed so fitting. The cinemas … Continued
If Artemis Fowl had been released in cinemas, as originally intended, I doubt I would have rushed to see it. Live-Action Disney doesn’t get me in the same way their Animation does, especially after abominations like A Wrinkle in Time … Continued
In the annals of history, is Robert Downey Jr. going to be remembered most fondly for his turn as Tony Stark/Iron Man or the great Doctor Dolittle? It’s a tough question, I know. It’s such a close call that it’s … Continued